Are u ready to noodle?

Spaghetti Hair
Meatballs included as an accessory
Wyns Needed: 10
Drawing Requirements: Draw your wyngro brushing spaghetti
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RULES:
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No, not their spaghetti hair. Draw them brushing an actual bowl of spaghetti please.
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Meatballs can be any color already on your wyngro.
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Noodles can only go to length of shoulders. Any longer and spoodles will get you.
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Condition with sauce every day to prevent split ends.

Noodle Stache
You'll never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose 500 pounds, and brush your teeth.
Wyns Needed: 111
Drawing Requirements:
Draw your wyngro imitating their favorite NPC.
RULES:
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The NPC has to be behind them unknowingly as they imitate them.
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Noodle Stache must be uneven to keep balance in the universe.
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Lip must be puckered at all times to keep a stiff upper lip.

Fusilli Beard
Ah sì, la mia barba è la cosa migliore del mondo.
Euros Needed: €200
Drawing Requirements: Draw your wyngro holding a concert on their balcony.
RULES:
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If they do not have a balcony, tell them to get good.
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Your wyngro cannot go outside to preform this concert.
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This is a wheat based beard, so your gro cannot be gluten intolerant.
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No other pasta type is allowed or you'll be fined.
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Any complaints may be addressed to our Italian branch of opperations.

Maca Brows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You know you want some.
Wyns Needed: 95
Drawing Requirements: Animate your wyngro wiggling their eyebrows.
RULES:
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They must be wiggling their eyebrows after telling a really bad pun or an inappropriate innuendo.
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Make sure to write down what they said in the description.
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They don't stop wiggling. Just keep wiggle.
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They provide a nice emergency snack during desperate times.
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Perfectly paired with Macaroni Markings for that extra cheesy flavor.

Pappardelle Tail
You assed for this, right?
Wyns Needed: 555
Drawing Requirements:
Draw your wyngro attempting to pronounce Papparaelle.
RULES:
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Thickness of tail must not be fatter than a fucking lasagna okay?
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Tail should not touch the ground for longer than 3 seconds.
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If your wyngro pronounces Papperadeli correctly they're lying to themselves.

Shell Ears
You can hear the ocean with these ears!
Wyns Needed: 300 shells
Drawing Requirements:
Draw your wyngro selling seashells by the seashore.
RULES:
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She must be sure she sell shells by the seashore.
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If no one buys her shells, they can go to hell.
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This upgrade will not help you get a damn Finn.
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Don't undersell your shells.
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$5 minimum for all shells. Doesn't matter how shitty you think your shells are.


Shell Shell
Spoons not included.
Wyns Needed: 0
Drawing Requirements: Draw your wyngro playing BEYBLADE© with a wyngro not owned by you!
RULES:
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Make sure to let it rip.
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The shell is made of shell and is a shell.
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Keeps your gro cool in the summer and is great for the beach.
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Can be used to attract ponches.

Permanent Bowtie
Prim and proper pasta will prosper
Wyns Needed: 0
Drawing Requirements: Draw your wyngro tap-dancing on a table
RULES:
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The table in question must have your favorite pasta dish ontop of it.
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The table must be occupied by two gros on a romantic date.
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Your wyngro must be kicking the pasta dish off the table in this image.
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This bowtie is permanent now. Cannot remove later.

Penne Nails
These nail are on point! Penne for your thoughts?
Wyns Needed: 300
Drawing Requirements: Draw your wyngro going to the spa and getting a manicure or a pedicure. (Or both!)
RULES:
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Don't bite these nails. ...They bite back.
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Don't read in Spanish.
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These nails get soggy and fall off when using water magic.
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Fill them with your favorite beverage and drink out of them like a straw I dunno.

Cannelloni Wings
It's a bird, it's a plane... wait, it's PASTAMAN.
Wyns Needed: 600
Drawing Requirements:
Draw your wyngro in a superhero custom composed only of pasta.
RULES:
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These are in fact: Not Cannoli. Please only fill with cheese, NOT cream.
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Comes with angel hair pasta but only if your wyngro is pure of heart.
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Do NOT use evil pasta types.
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With great pasta, comes great responsability.

Tubular Eyes
Haven't you ever wanted binocular vision?
Wyns Needed: 0
Drawing Requirements:
Draw your wyngro peepin' on someone with they peepers.
RULES:
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Other optional names for this upgrade in wyngro society are: Ocular Orzo, Noodle Peepers, Starch Sight, Tubey Bois.
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Cannot use VR. Sorry. :(
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They cause a starch contrast to everything you see.

Swaggon Wheels
They see me rollin... they hatin...
Wyns Needed: 360°
Drawing Requirements: Draw your wyngro as a car.
RULES:
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Make sure to tell us what brand of car in the description.
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Beware of Sunday drivers.
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Remember that life is a highway.
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Bipedals must be segways.
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Stairs are for fucking chumps anyways.

Macaroni Markings
The best upgrade to Kraft your new dreamgro!
Wyns Needed: 450
Drawing Requirements:
Make macaroni art of anything wyngro related, and take a picture of your masterpiece!
RULES:
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Make sure your photo is clear enough to see the lovely noodles!
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Any dried pasta works. Even the shitty buckwheat ones they nobody has taken at the store.
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Markings must be cheesy. Or die.
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Staff must get hungry looking at your piece or you won't get approved.
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Only one gro you own can obtain this savory marking, so choose wisely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!