Quest: Wynsiph's Farms
Alice: Come on little dudes! Just a lil’ further and we’ll be right in the middle of Lasso’s orchard for our fruit adventure!
Now remember your manners, guys! Even though we’re here to gather fruit, ya gotta keep your paws and claws as gentle as Potato’s hugs! (Be careful!)
Lasso: That’s quite the gatherin’ you’ve got today, Alice! I hope they’re a good bunch o’ workers, and not a batch of lil varmints. *big intimidating wink*
Alice: Naaaa no worries Lasso, they’ll all be on their BEST behavior! *big intimidating wink towards the wynglings*
Lasso: I sure hope so! Otherwise I may have to pull out my lasso and hog-tie any lil’ wygnling that damages my crops!
*A stern glare sweeps the class*
Alice: [omg scared expression here]… !
Lasso: *busts out laughing*
Ya’ll thought I was serious didn’t ya? Hahaha, come on ya’ll, you’ve got a lot of plants to learn about today! Don’t worry, you all get your own baskets ta take a few souvenirs on home, too!
Alice: And souvenirs do NOT include any sneakily picked up puckoo eggs! Put it back, Kurt!